Balance: FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, Yeah! FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck... Yipee KAH-YAY!!! YES!!! I AM GOING CRA-ZAY!!! YA!!! FUCK YA!!! I MEAN, THIS REVIEW IS BETTER THAN WEED!!! THIS IS BETTER THAN THE DONKEY I SCREWED, WITH PRESIDENT BUSH LAST NIGHT!!! YA FUCK!!! THIS IS SWEET SHIT MAN!!! I MEAN, WHEN WAS THE LAST FUCKING TIME I GOT TO FUCKING BLOW UP A HUGE LEVEL ONE ARMY WITH ONE FUCKIN' DEFENSIVE STRUCTURE!!! I MEAN, FUCK, IT CAN WASTE A FUCKING LEVEL TWO FUCKING ATTACK FORCE AT THE EXACT SAME SPEED!!! IT WAS SWEET MAN! I MEAN, I MUST BE REALLY BE FUCKING SEEING THINGS SEING A DOUBLE-SPEAKER THINGY SHOOT SO MANY MISSILE THINGYS IN SUCH SHORT BURSTYTHINGYS!!! LIKE FUCK!!! I COULD BUILD FUCKING BILLONS OF THESE FUCKING THINGS, AND I COULD SO FUCKING WIN WITH A SHORT NUMBER OF THESE!!! LIKE FUCK!!! I MEAN, THE ONLY THING I NEED OTHER THAN THIS IS ANTI-NUKES!!! HELL-FUCK!!! I COULD SEND MY COMMANDER IN, BUILD ONE IN HIS BASE AND IT WOULD BE SO OVER!!! OH, AND DID I MENTION HOW FUCKING ARMORED THIS FUCKING THING IS?!!! I MEAN, BUILD TWO OF THESE, AND NOT ONLY WOULD YOU KILL A KROGOTH WITH IT'S AMAZING DAMAGE PER SECOND, IT MATCHES IT ARMOR!!! LIKE FUCK!!! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I HAD A UNIT THAT COULD OUTGUN A KROGGIE WITH A UNIT FOR 2000 METAL?!!! OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THIS THING'S BUILT IN TEN SECONDS?!!! LIKE FUCK!!! HAVE A FOREST OF THESE BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN MAKE A FORCE TO COUNTER IT!!! AND IT'S BUILT BY THE FUCKING COMMANDER!!! YA!!! FUCK FUCK FUCKETY fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...... *Gets dragged away by the mental hospital staff*